4. Don’t swim after eating
We tell the kids that if they swim right after they had their food, then they will throw up, fall sick or even drown from the excessive weight. We don’t even allow them to get in the pool with those safety floating balloons. But when it comes to ourselves, these rules don’t apply. We stuff in as many hot dogs we can and jump straight in the middle. Sometimes we even grab a beer in the pool to wash those hot dogs down.