4. Hello Kitty is a terrorist
Apparently; there is no age restriction to becoming a terrorist. Normally you would expect a terrorist to be a grouchy old man or woman holding a grenade or an AK47. Times have changed my friends. In Pennsylvania, a 5-year-old baby girl was termed as a terrorist because she was seen playing with a Hello Kitty toy gun with her friends. Her crimes were that of shooting her friends with bubbles. The school called her up at the office and suspended her because she made terrorist threats. Hard to digest the fact that a 5-year-old can make terrorist threats. Most of them can’t even clean their own poop. Off course the family got involved, lawyers came into play and the media blew things wide open. The school later apologized to the kid and the family and reinstated her back to school. Talk about a stressful school.