5. Your dick won’t hurt the baby
It doesn’t matter if you try penetrating from different angles or if you are the Hulk, you cannot hurt the baby using your dick. It will not hit the baby nor will it poke the head of the baby. All these are just myths created by Lord knows who. And if you happen to mention hitting the baby with your dick to your wife, she will end up going into her hysterical mood. That is something you don’t want.